To The Guy In The Bentley at the Four Way Stop:

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
09/03/2013 at 14:22 • Filed to: Vent time

Your car is big and the very definition of British luxury, second only to Rolls. A beautiful car and quite the object of desire. However, you seem to not understand the rules of a four way stop. I was there, at a compete stop first, letting the other cars go their way, when my turn came up. You had just rolled up, and decided that actually stopping was just too much trouble for someone obviously as well heeled as yourself. I suppose this is why you felt compelled to blow your horn at us as we drove across the lane. You missed my car by mere inches and made the car in the other lane to my left have to slam on their brakes in order to miss you as well. Were I not with my family at the time, I can assure you I would not have just kept on driving. I would have turned around and followed you until you pulled over and given you a nice driving lesson.

Still though, you do have a really nice car...but fuck you, motherfucker.

DISCUSSION (12)

Z_Stig > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/03/2013 at 14:27

That was a really nice Volksw....er, Bentley.

shpuker > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/03/2013 at 14:29

Had I been there, alone, in my car, I would've made sure to set my bumper on the ass holes door.

highmodulus > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/03/2013 at 15:24

I blame Grey Poupon

liquid_popcorn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/03/2013 at 15:36

Awesome. Similar story:

Yesterday, as I was leaving the store with my wife in the GTI, a man in a 90s accord cut me off so closely that I barely missed him; I honked, and he flipped me off, then brake-checked me so hard I locked my brakes to avoid hitting him. I really wished I'd been in the Jeep...I would have loved to have assfucked the back of his shit Honda. Northern VA drivers are almost universally complete thundercunts, as I am reminded nearly every day on my drive home.

shpuker > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/03/2013 at 15:49

And as I read this and drive away I almost get hit by some ass hat in a 300S that decided passing 2 semis in the turn lane and then swerving back over last second would be a good idea..... Fucking people.

Roadster Man > highmodulus
09/03/2013 at 16:35

I've always wanted to get someone riled up on the road, then when we finally roll the windows down to yell each other I'll ask, "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > shpuker
11/04/2013 at 20:13

why are you reading this in traffic? shouldn't you be driving instead of mucking about on the net?

shpuker > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
11/04/2013 at 22:06

..... Did I say I was in traffic reading this? No.

- At home online

- Driving

- At work

Yea people do that..

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > shpuker
11/04/2013 at 22:29

"And as I read this and drive away I almost get hit" ???

So, what your saying is that you nearly get hit even in your driving fantasies at home, or your just making stuff up.

shpuker > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
11/05/2013 at 02:50

Jesus fuck. READ IT, LEFT MY FUCKING HOUSE, ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD, GET TO WORK, POST VIA PHONE BEFORE STARTING SHIFT......

Make sense now or do you need me to take the stick out of your ass.... Not to mention this shits like 2 months old

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > shpuker
11/05/2013 at 21:16

awwww wook at him wif his big boy words!!! So cute! See how much clearer your communication is when you take the time to explain? Thank you.

shpuker > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
11/05/2013 at 23:03

It's called a touch of common sense.